What the dogs at Adirondack Pet Lodge are saying this afternoon:
"This is ok, we can walk around together in the room and wag our tails."
"I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE AND I'M GOING TO BARK AND HOWL THE ENTIRE TIME. Watch me throw my head back and reallly wail! If I make enough noise they'll let me out."
"I shouldn't have to wear a collar so maybe I can scratch it off with my foot if I just try and try and try with my hind leg."
"zzzzzzzzz"
"Not only am I a pretty yellow Lab, but I'm well behaved too."

What my dogs would say:
"A terrible mistake has been made. We should not be here."